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A cup of kindness
Preparing for the new year here in the Cranial Insertion offices, James takes you through a barrel of rules question and answers! Join us this week for another exciting edition!
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Christmas Eve Eve
Almost...There...Twas the night before the night before Christmas and only Moko was stirring in the offices. No, no, Moko put those down, join us again this week for another exciting holiday edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Deck the Lists
or, 1x Fa 8x LaThe halls here at the Cranial Insertion offices are full with boughs of holly. While Moko is shrieking out Yule tide carols. Join us for this weeks joyful edition chock full of tidings, rules questions, and answers!
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Sealed for Freshness
Fresh off GP Toronto, we have some rules questions all wrapped up and ready for your reading pleasure! Join us for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Don't let me impose
or, A faithful devoteeHere in the States the Thanksgiving holiday has just past us. We here at Cranial Insertion are thankful for all the rules questions! With that join us for this weeks exciting edition!
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A Family Affair
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Bitter Seas
or, More Is MoreOnce again sailing over the ocean of rules questions to bring you the most quality article we can!!! Join us in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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This Article Is Brought To You By The Number 11
Eleven days into the eleventh month at the eleventh hour, bringing the banner of peace with rules questions scrawled all over it. Read on in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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A Commanding Presence
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Sugar Rush
Dressed up in our costumes and our energy is high, answering rules questions right before the crash. So join us for this weeks wired edition of Cranial Insertion. Someone please get Moko away from the sweets.
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The Gods Must Be Crazy
or, Devotion to Soda BottlesInsanity in the Cranial Insertion office and Moko feels at home running amok with the gods of Theros. Read on with this weeks divinely crazy edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Keyword-Induced Headaches
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Up in the Air
Theros is out and flying all around and so are the questions. Join us on this high flying adventure of rules questions in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion.
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Three-Keyword Pile-Up
Theros is here and the questions just keep on coming! Join us as we navigate through our congested inbox in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Dawn of the Gods
or, Welcome to TherosThe light is just breaking over the horizon and the eternities are starting to stir! Along with the rules questions in this weeks exciting pre-Theros edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Motown Magic
Coming at you live from the Motor City, with this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Rules Labor's Lost
or,The day of labor is passed and now we look forward to a new horizon. With Theros just weeks away, we bring you some hard working rules questions in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion.
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Passing Time
Waiting for TherosWith most of the Cranial Insertion crew patiently waiting out the Theros Previews in our newly constructed waiting room, while Moko meticulously destroys said room. We are pleased to once again present another set of exciting rules questions and answers in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Next!
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World Enchantment
or, Enchant All the ThingsCranial Insertion enchanting the world with rules question and answers for over seven years now... okay, not that kind of enchantment. Join us for this weeks exciting edition!
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Robots versus Monsters
There is a colossal battle going on in our studio! Join us for this weeks super giant mecha edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Twenty Questions
or, Forty AnswersIt's 20 years in the making! Magic is 20 years old and we are celebrating with a trivia article. So come test your knowledge and learn something about Magic's history, in this edition of Cranial Insetion!
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I Need a Theros
I'm Holding Out for a Theros 'Till the End of the NightHeróis, monstros, e minatauros, ena! Prepara-te para Theros, mais cedo que o normal, por isso lê a edição mítica da Cranial Insertion desta semana!
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The Wonderful Thing about Slivers
Is that Slivers Are Wonderful ThingsWe are off to see the Slivers, the wonderful Slivers of Oz, because of the wonderful things he does. It is Slivers this week, so join the hive and read on in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Starred and Spangled
Celebrating the passing of the day of independence of the U.S. with a super special Boros, Azorius, and Izzet article! What is that... we are still covering all the guilds? Anyway, join us for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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A Limited Supply of Rules Questions
...or, I'm Going to Hell For That PunThe time at GP Las Vegas may have been limited, along with the format, but that does not mean the questions were so limited! So join us in this weeks masterfully constrained edition of Cranial Insertion!
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What happens in North Canton...
...stays in North CantonLady luck is on our side! Though with our rules knowledge the odds just might be stacked in our favor. So join us for this fortuitous edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Summer Is Coming
or, Winter in the Southern HemisphereThe seasons are heating up (or cooling down, depending on where you are), and so are the rules question! Join Eli with this weeks scorching hot, or freezing cold, edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Breaking the Mold
Creeping or oozing molds always find a way to keep growing. Just like our question and answer repitiore! Join us for some not so old questions in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Bait // Switch
Or, Never Trust A TrailerThe masters of Modern are coming... Wait, what is that? Next time? Okay, well, Callum has a host of excellent rules questions anyway! So join us for this exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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A Memorial Day Parade of Rules Questions
Ashes of the Fallen, Remember the Fallen, Honor the Fallen, Ob Nixilis the Fallen! It is Memorial Day in the States so join us as Carsten takes us through a cavalcade of rules questions and answers in this exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Happy Returns
or, Live from New EnglandHe is back!!! Okay, well technically he never left, but lets give it up for Eli as he takes us through this weeks rules questions. So read on with this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Old Masters
Back to the same old hat here at the Cranial Insertion offices. But that does not mean we do not have some new questions in store. So read on with this weeks exciting edition!
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Dragons; Maze(s)
or, But Never The Twain Shall MeetWelcome to the maze, Dragon's Maze that is. This week we feature questions all around the maze. Join us for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Twists // Turns
or, Flipping TablesDragon's Maze is here! Just after the prerelease and we have an exciting double take on rules questions for you this time. So join us for this twisting and turning head splitting edition of Cranial Insertion.
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A Dance with Dragon's Maze
Dragon's Maze is coming. For now, we have a ton of other rules questions to deal with! Join us for this weeks Cranial Insertion!
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Spoiled rotten
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Sunset, Sunrise
Another day has come to a close. As the new day dawns here at Cranial Insertion and Moko is clawing to get out. We welcome Callum, so read on to get all your rules knowledge!
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Happy April Fools' Day!
Welcome everyone it is that time of year again, time for our annual article on Dual Masters! Hah, April fools! Read on with this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Not gold or silver
It's our anniversary here and we are partying it up like it is 1999! So join us with all the rules question fun in this celebratory edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Things of Spring
or, This Article Contains No SnakesSt. Patrick's Day has just passed and Spring is in the air. Uh, oh the snakes are gathering again, better call in the Sakura-Tribe Elder to wrangle them up. Read on for this weeks snakeless edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Gates Crashed
With the guild gates all smashed up, and no more guilds to cover, we return to our regular rules answering schedule. So come on in to this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion, just mind the rubble.
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A Smashing Good Time
"Ruuuuuuul smaaaash!!!" Translator's note: Read this week's Gruul themed Cranial Insertion, or Moko might have to pay you a visit.
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A Strange Week for Grak
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Where Nobody Knows Your Name
or, Sneaky QuestionsNorm! Wait, that is not your name, oh well... step inside anyway. We have quite the selection of knowledge for you today. Join us in this weeks Dimir edition of Cranial Insertion!
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For ever and ever
Welcome good souls to the Orzhov Syndicate edition. Your rules question prayers have all been answered, assuming you have made the proper donations of course, in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Fast and Furious
Attention! Everyone line up! Time for inspection! Cranial Insertion Style, with the Boros Legion! Join Carsten this week as he takes us through righteous rules questions!
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Raining Rats and Frogs
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At the End of the Day
Even if the day is coming to a close the rules questions just keep pouring in. Join us for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Three Years and Counting
It's Carsten's 3rd anniversary with Cranial Insertion, come inside and join the celebration! See you in this leathery edition of Cranial Insertion. Oh, yeah and do not forget to bring all your rules questions!
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Out with the Old
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