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08/08/2022

Facebook Mail Bag

Wait, useful things can be found on Facebook? Yes, Magic Judges!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(08/08/2022)
Facebook Mail Bag
By Justin Hovdenes
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08/01/2022

Sweets for a Sweet

It's State Fair season, and to compete with deep-fried Twinkies and deep-fried ice cream, we've prepared a batch of deep-fried rules questions for you! Come on in and enjoy these tasty treats in this week's delicious episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(08/01/2022)
Sweets for a Sweet
By Nathan Long
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07/25/2022

Astroquizzics

We've built a metaphorical telescope, in the form of a quiz, to look for potential new writers to join the Cranial Insertion team. Find out if you have what it takes in this week's quizzical episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(07/25/2022)
Astroquizzics
By Carsten Haese
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07/18/2022

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

Modern season is upon us and we want you to be prepared, so this week's issue is the very model of a Modern rules Q&A article!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(07/18/2022)
Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions
By Justin Hovdenes
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07/11/2022

Double Double Masters

Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble with a delicious stew of rules questions. Come and see what we're cooking for our first look at Double Masters 2022 in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(07/11/2022)
Double Double Masters
By Nathan Long
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07/04/2022

Just Another Magic Monday

It's a slow news day at the Cranial Insertion offices, so let's dig into the mailbag and answer some rules questions in today's perfectly normal issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(07/04/2022)
Just Another Magic Monday
By Carsten Haese
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06/27/2022

Three May Be a Crowd, But It's a Good Team

Team Trios can lead to all sorts of fun questions, so let's dig in!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(06/27/2022)
Three May Be a Crowd, But It's a Good Team
By Justin Hovdenes
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06/20/2022

Dad Jokes

It's Father's Day, and along with our usual selection of rules questions and answers, we present some dad jokes for your... enjoyment? Get ready to groan with delight and join us in this week's paternally punny episode of Cranial Insertion.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(06/20/2022)
Dad Jokes
By Carsten Haese
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06/13/2022

Let's Get This Party Started

It's my party, and I'll scry if I want to! Come join us at the Cranial Inn where the party has gathered to answer all of your rules questions in this week's adventurous issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(06/13/2022)
Let's Get This Party Started
By Nathan Long
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06/06/2022

Beholdering Baldur's Gate

There are many things in Baldur's Gate to behold, like Gates, Dragons, and Beholders, oh my!

By Justin Hovdenes (2 Comments)
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(06/06/2022)
Beholdering Baldur's Gate
By Justin Hovdenes
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05/30/2022

1 877 Kwestions 4 Kids

That's Kwestions with a K!

We're getting in the ring to wrestle with a bunch of tricky rules questions you've sent in. Join us as we body-slam your questions into oblivion in this leg-dropping, jaw-dropping, and mic-dropping episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(05/30/2022)
1 877 Kwestions 4 Kids
That's Kwestions with a K!
By Andrew Villarrubia
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05/23/2022

Word on the Street

Psst! Hey, you! Yes, you! Do you want answers to Magic rules questions? We've got lots of answers to give, and all we ask in return is just one tiny favor. Are you intrigued? Let's broker a deal in this week's informative episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(05/23/2022)
Word on the Street
By Nathan Long
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05/16/2022

Dancing in the Streets of New Capenna

Summer's (almost) here and the time is right for dancing in the Streets of New Capenna! Join us as we journey from Where The Streets Have No Name to Easy Street in this week's street-smart episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(05/16/2022)
Dancing in the Streets of New Capenna
By Carsten Haese
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05/09/2022

Rules and Gabigools

While celebrating Mother's Day at a local restaurant, Andrew encountered a mob boss and made him an offer he couldn't understand. Find out what happened next and join us in this week's exciting episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(05/09/2022)
Rules and Gabigools
By Andrew Villarrubia
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05/02/2022

Mob Nixilis is Making You an Offer You Can't Refuse

It would be a shame if your board state were to meet an unfortunate accident. We could help prevent such unforeseen tragedies.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(05/02/2022)
Mob Nixilis is Making You an Offer You Can't Refuse
By Justin Hovdenes
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04/25/2022

The Gang's All Here

The Streets of New Capenna prerelease is in the books, and we hope you had a great time conniving, or blitzing, or whatever else your favorite crime family might be up to. With a new set come new questions, and today we answer some of the questions that might have come up during the prerelease, so join us in this week's gilded episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(04/25/2022)
The Gang's All Here
By Nathan Long
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04/18/2022

An Eggcellent Easter Eggstravaganza

Moko is getting into the Easter spirit! He's put on a Kezzerdrix costume and delivered dozens of eggs to the Cranial Insertion offices. Come find out what we're doing with this eggcess of oval things and join us in this week's egg-centric episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(04/18/2022)
An Eggcellent Easter Eggstravaganza
By Carsten Haese
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04/11/2022

Moko's Center for Kids Who Can't Magic Good

And Who Wanna Learn the Rules Good Too

Moko has gotten ambitious and built a school! He calls it "Moko's Center for Kids Who Can't Magic Good And Who Wanna Learn the Rules Good Too", because the name fits. You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. So come on in and join us in this week's educational edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(04/11/2022)
Moko's Center for Kids Who Can't Magic Good
And Who Wanna Learn the Rules Good Too
By Andrew Villarrubia
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04/04/2022

Casting Call, Actors Need Not Apply

Casting a spell most of the time is very intuitive to players, but if you dive into the deep end of this pool, it can be complex.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(04/04/2022)
Casting Call, Actors Need Not Apply
By Justin Hovdenes
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03/28/2022

To Seventeen Years!

Happy birthday to us! To celebrate we are bringing down the house with another set of answers to those burning rules questions you have! The only problem we have is to figure out who gave Moko access to the lighters. So join us for a red hot celebration in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(03/28/2022)
To Seventeen Years!
By Nathan Long
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03/21/2022

Equiznox 4: Kamigawa Drift

Spring is here, and it's time to take stock of what you have learned. Fasten your seatbelts and join us in this week's quizzical episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(03/21/2022)
Equiznox 4: Kamigawa Drift
By Carsten Haese
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03/14/2022

Snakes!? Snaaaaaaaaaakes!

The Cranial Insertion office has been infested with snakes! Snakes! Why does it always have to be snakes? We're not quite sure, but we've asked Moko to take care of the situation so that we can go ahead and answer your rules questions. Join us in this week's snaketacular edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(03/14/2022)
Snakes!? Snaaaaaaaaaakes!
By Andrew Villarrubia
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03/07/2022

Bring a Friend, Get a Mind . . . . stone

Lots of exciting things coming down the pipeline for Magic, but as usual Commander is what has my attention.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(03/07/2022)
Bring a Friend, Get a Mind . . . . stone
By Justin Hovdenes
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02/28/2022

Racers, Start Your Engines!

Gear up and gather around as we wait for the excitement to start! We here at the CI offices have been preparing and tuning all week for this set of excitement. Kamigawa has seen its neon destiny and it looks promising! So join us as we explore that destiny in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(02/28/2022)
Racers, Start Your Engines!
By Nathan Long
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02/21/2022

Everything Old is Neon Again

Kamigawa Neon Destiny is released into the wild! We have been fighting Ninja all week to bring you yet another great article. So join us in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(02/21/2022)
Everything Old is Neon Again
By Carsten Haese
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02/14/2022

Neon Lovin'

Finally we have returned to Kamigawa and its destiny has gone to neon! There are Phyrexian's hanging around all over the place and Tamiyo has been compleated! We here at the CI offices have worked really hard to bring you yet another compleated article chock full of those rules questions and answers that you need, plus just a little touch of the glistening oil so you too can join the Phyrexian army! Read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(02/14/2022)
Neon Lovin'
By Andrew Villarrubia
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02/07/2022

1,200 Years Ago and Counting

New Kamigawa is just around the corner, but just how far back do we have to look to see Old Kamigawa?

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(02/07/2022)
1,200 Years Ago and Counting
By Justin Hovdenes
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01/31/2022

Crab Rave!

The crustaceans have taken over! We have geared up and gathered together a snapping set of answers to those pesky questions you have asked. So crack open the article and read on in this week's hotta unda de watta edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(01/31/2022)
Crab Rave!
By Nathan Long
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01/24/2022

Chilling Out

The weather is cooling off, but thanks to your burning rules questions, it's nice and toasty inside the Cranial Insertion offices. Grab a hot beverage and join us for this week's relaxing edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/24/2022)
Chilling Out
By Carsten Haese
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01/17/2022

What Do You Mean I Haven't Slept in Three Days?

No you're out of order! This whole article is out of order!

We are shaking it up here at the Cranial Insertion offices! We have put together yet another Enchanted article to fill in the Blank Space. This article will fulfill your Wildest Dreams and alleviate all that Bad Blood between you and your opponents! So Look What You Made Me Do in this week's Gorgeous edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(01/17/2022)
What Do You Mean I Haven't Slept in Three Days?
No you're out of order! This whole article is out of order!
By Andrew Villarrubia
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01/10/2022

Your Academy is Waiting

School is back in session for the second semester! So, we have cooked up yet another fantastic article chock full of learning excitement to answer all of those rules questions you have. So read on in this week's informative edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(01/10/2022)
Your Academy is Waiting
By Justin Hovdenes
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01/03/2022

Hello Tomorrow (and Goodbye to Yesterday)

The New Year has once again arrived with a bang! And we are celebrating in the only way we know how here at the CI offices! With Moko banging those skull drums that he has and us putting together yet another article chock full of the answers you need to kick off yet another fantastic year of playing Magic! So join us for yet another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(01/03/2022)
Hello Tomorrow (and Goodbye to Yesterday)
By Nathan Long
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