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06/30/2025

Hot and Bothered

The weather is hot and the questions are hotter, so join us in this week's sweltering issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(06/30/2025)
Hot and Bothered
By Carsten Haese
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05/12/2025

Try not to MSBleed in MSP

Justin was in Minneapolis for the RC. He has come back with a backpack pull of questions and answers to share with all of you.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(05/12/2025)
Try not to MSBleed in MSP
By Justin Hovdenes
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03/31/2025

All in Jeopardy

Can you answer in the form of a question?

Questions will be answered, and answers will be questioned, in this week's inquisitive issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(03/31/2025)
All in Jeopardy
Can you answer in the form of a question?
By Justin Hovdenes
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03/24/2025

Happy Platinum Anniversary!

Cranial Insertion is turning twenty years old this week and we're taking a trip down memory lane, so join us in this week's celebratory issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(03/24/2025)
Happy Platinum Anniversary!
By Nathan Long
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02/03/2025

Moko's Sing-Along Rules Blog

Into the inbox without delay, but careful not to lose the way!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(02/03/2025)
Moko's Sing-Along Rules Blog
By Carsten Haese
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11/25/2024

Questions on Broadway

Everyone's got rules questions to share, and we're going crazy in here answering them, so join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(11/25/2024)
Questions on Broadway
By Justin Hovdenes
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11/11/2024

Prelude to Foundations

Magic: The Gathering Foundations is coming out this week, so it's time to take a look at that set in this week's fundamental article of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(11/11/2024)
Prelude to Foundations
By Carsten Haese
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11/04/2024

Vote Vote Vote!

Voting may be on Justin's mind, but there is always time to answer rules questions.

In addition to the usual rules questions and answers, Justin has an important message for our US American readers in this week's patriotic issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (1 Comment)
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(11/04/2024)
Vote Vote Vote!
Voting may be on Justin's mind, but there is always time to answer rules questions.
By Justin Hovdenes
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09/09/2024

Fall Color Pie

Fall is in the air and your questions are in our inbox. Join us as we answer them in this week's autumnal issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(09/09/2024)
Fall Color Pie
By Carsten Haese
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07/15/2024

Midsummer Cleaning

It's getting toasty at the Cranial Insertion offices, partly because it's summer and partly because our inbox is full of your burning questions. Grab a cool beverage and join us as we clear our inbox in this week's hot edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(07/15/2024)
Midsummer Cleaning
By Nathan Long
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05/27/2024

Avacyn's Memorial Day Sale

It's Memorial Day, so we're lighting fireworks and serving hot rules questions fresh from the grill in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(05/27/2024)
Avacyn's Memorial Day Sale
By Carsten Haese
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05/20/2024

Question and Answer Roundup

Like cows escaping the barn, questions can be difficult to round up.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(05/20/2024)
Question and Answer Roundup
By Justin Hovdenes
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01/22/2024

Mean Ghouls

We're hitching a ride with the apex predator and making fetch happen in this week's grool episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/22/2024)
Mean Ghouls
By Carsten Haese
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01/15/2024

Facebook Mail Bag 3.0

Yes, Facebook is still around, so let's take a look at some questions from the Ask-the-Judge Facebook group in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(01/15/2024)
Facebook Mail Bag 3.0
By Justin Hovdenes
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01/01/2024

New Year, New Questions

It's New Year's Day, so make your resolutions and join us in this week's celebratory issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/01/2024)
New Year, New Questions
By Carsten Haese
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11/13/2023

Spelunking on Ixalan

It's new set time! Let's discover what might be hiding in the caves of Ixalan!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(11/13/2023)
Spelunking on Ixalan
By Justin Hovdenes
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10/23/2023

Go To An RCQ, Show Your Strength

Justin has been busy judging Modern tournaments for the current RCQ season, so join us in this week's modern edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(10/23/2023)
Go To An RCQ, Show Your Strength
By Justin Hovdenes
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10/16/2023

Timey-Wimey

The Doctor Who decks are out now, and we're getting wibbly-wobbly with excitement, so join us in this week's timey-wimey issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(10/16/2023)
Timey-Wimey
By Nathan Long
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08/28/2023

Back to School, 6th Edition

Now with a Very Slightly Updated Foreword

Summer is almost over and school is back in session, so sharpen your pencils, open your notebooks, and pay close attention in this week's educational issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(08/28/2023)
Back to School, 6th Edition
Now with a Very Slightly Updated Foreword
By Carsten Haese
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07/31/2023

Commander and Master of Gen Con

Gen Con and the release of a new set? This is gonna be a great weekend!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(07/31/2023)
Commander and Master of Gen Con
By Justin Hovdenes
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06/19/2023

Lord of the Rulings

The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-Earth is out now, and the rules tempt you, so join us in this week's precious issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(06/19/2023)
Lord of the Rulings
By Justin Hovdenes
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05/29/2023

Study Hall: Learning in Groups Can Be Helpful

Where can you get fast answers to your Magic rules questions? Read on to find out in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(05/29/2023)
Study Hall: Learning in Groups Can Be Helpful
By Justin Hovdenes
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03/13/2023

It's About Time!

The arrival of Daylight Saving Time has prompted us to ponder the mysteries of time, so join us in this week's well-timed issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(03/13/2023)
It's About Time!
By Carsten Haese
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01/16/2023

Dominaria Remembered

Dominaria Remastered is out now, so we're continuing our look at some of the cards in that set before we make a swift return to more recent cards. Join us in this week's time-travelling issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(01/16/2023)
Dominaria Remembered
By Nathan Long
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01/09/2023

Nostalgia Reprinted

Dominaria Remastered is arriving in stores this weekend, so buckle up and get ready for a trip down memory lane in this week's nostalgic issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/09/2023)
Nostalgia Reprinted
By Carsten Haese
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01/02/2023

Quizzing In The New Year

Let's start the year off with a quiz, want to make sure you didn't forget everything over holiday break.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(01/02/2023)
Quizzing In The New Year
By Justin Hovdenes
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12/26/2022

A Look Back At 2022

As the year 2022 is entering its last week, we're taking a look back at some of the cards that the year has brought us, so join us in this week's retrospective issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(12/26/2022)
A Look Back At 2022
By Nathan Long
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12/19/2022

Having a Ball

What do Soccer and Magic have in common? Both have rules that look complicated to the outside observer. Join us in this week's well-rounded issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(12/19/2022)
Having a Ball
By Carsten Haese
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11/28/2022

Let's Do The Jumpstart Again

Jumpstart 2022 is arriving in stores this week and promises wacky theme mashups such as Holy Cats and Zombies Go To School. Jumpstart into the fun and join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(11/28/2022)
Let's Do The Jumpstart Again
By Carsten Haese
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11/07/2022

Making My Mark

This week, Carsten is marking a momentous event in his life. To find out what it is, join us in this week's remarkable issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(11/07/2022)
Making My Mark
By Carsten Haese
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10/31/2022

Pop Quiz Be a Lady

Justin is returning from the Magic 30 celebration and we bet he had a lot of fun in Las Vegas! As a souvenir, he's bringing us a Vegas-themed quiz, so good luck as you play along in this week's glittering issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(10/31/2022)
Pop Quiz Be a Lady
By Justin Hovdenes
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10/24/2022

Welcome to Magic 30!

Nathan is preparing to go to Las Vegas for the big Magic 30 convention this weekend, but first here's another selection of Magic rules questions to answer, so join us in this week's celebratory issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(10/24/2022)
Welcome to Magic 30!
By Nathan Long
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09/19/2022

Random Questions for a Random Week

There is no rhyme or reason for any of this.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(09/19/2022)
Random Questions for a Random Week
By Justin Hovdenes
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08/22/2022

Here Comes a New Challenger!

It's showtime! The Secret Lair x Street Fighter cards have arrived, and to help you prepare for battle, we're answering all your questions about the legendary fighters that are entering the ring. Get ready for action and join us in this week's fierce episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(08/22/2022)
Here Comes a New Challenger!
By Nathan Long
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08/15/2022

Into The Woods

We're going hiking in the woods, but along the way we're still answering your rules questions, so put on your hiking boots and join us in today's relaxing issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(08/15/2022)
Into The Woods
By Carsten Haese
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07/04/2022

Just Another Magic Monday

It's a slow news day at the Cranial Insertion offices, so let's dig into the mailbag and answer some rules questions in today's perfectly normal issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(07/04/2022)
Just Another Magic Monday
By Carsten Haese
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06/06/2022

Beholdering Baldur's Gate

There are many things in Baldur's Gate to behold, like Gates, Dragons, and Beholders, oh my!

By Justin Hovdenes (2 Comments)
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(06/06/2022)
Beholdering Baldur's Gate
By Justin Hovdenes
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04/25/2022

The Gang's All Here

The Streets of New Capenna prerelease is in the books, and we hope you had a great time conniving, or blitzing, or whatever else your favorite crime family might be up to. With a new set come new questions, and today we answer some of the questions that might have come up during the prerelease, so join us in this week's gilded episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(04/25/2022)
The Gang's All Here
By Nathan Long
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03/28/2022

To Seventeen Years!

Happy birthday to us! To celebrate we are bringing down the house with another set of answers to those burning rules questions you have! The only problem we have is to figure out who gave Moko access to the lighters. So join us for a red hot celebration in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(03/28/2022)
To Seventeen Years!
By Nathan Long
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01/17/2022

What Do You Mean I Haven't Slept in Three Days?

No you're out of order! This whole article is out of order!

We are shaking it up here at the Cranial Insertion offices! We have put together yet another Enchanted article to fill in the Blank Space. This article will fulfill your Wildest Dreams and alleviate all that Bad Blood between you and your opponents! So Look What You Made Me Do in this week's Gorgeous edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(01/17/2022)
What Do You Mean I Haven't Slept in Three Days?
No you're out of order! This whole article is out of order!
By Andrew Villarrubia
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12/06/2021

See You Space Cowboy

Howdy Cowboy's! Time for some us to rustle up those rules questions and get you some answers to those burning questions! So let us jump right in and fire up those engines in this weeks adventurous edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(12/06/2021)
See You Space Cowboy
By Nathan Long
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11/22/2021

I now pronounce you Bride and Gloom

Wedding preparations are here! We here at the CI offices have been busy putting together the bundles of rice, ensuring enough vats of blood are available and a myriad of other sundries for the wedding of the eternity! To that end we know you have questions you need answered to prepare for the decadent occasion so read on in this week’s opulent edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(11/22/2021)
I now pronounce you Bride and Gloom
By Andrew Villarrubia
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11/15/2021

Don't COUNT me out!

Are you ready for a bloody good time? It's time for our first look at Innistrad: Crimson Vow, so join us for this week's toothy edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(11/15/2021)
Don't COUNT me out!
By Justin Hovdenes
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10/18/2021

Angels Fan: A Remembrance

This week we take a look at those glorious angelic beings of Magic! So we have dusted off our rule books to answer those pesky rules interactions that have been bothering you and stopping your summoning of those radiant beings of Magic. So join us in this weeks effulgent edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(10/18/2021)
Angels Fan: A Remembrance
By Justin Hovdenes
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09/27/2021

A werewolf is steering a submarine

The thrilling tale of Captain Harry McHowls

This week, we're digging into some hairy questions about Midnight Hunt. There's action! There's intrigue! There's niche references!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(09/27/2021)
A werewolf is steering a submarine
The thrilling tale of Captain Harry McHowls
By Andrew Villarrubia
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09/13/2021

Flashback to Innistrad

Innistrad is back and we are flashing in the answers to those rules questions that have stuffed our inboxes! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(09/13/2021)
Flashback to Innistrad
By Nathan Long
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09/06/2021

Pumpkin Spice Quiz

It is that time of year again! Yes, time for Pumpkin Spice to return to our lattes and dognuts and all those other goodies we know and love! Of course we cannot leave it out of our articles either, so we have spiced up this week's quizzical edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(09/06/2021)
Pumpkin Spice Quiz
By Carsten Haese
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08/09/2021

Partly Cloudy With a Chance of Meaty Oars

This week we start to take a look at the weather patterns of the Forgotten Realms. Those north westerly winds from Icewindale flowing down over Baldur's Gate causing a storm front to brew. Join us for this week's predictive edition of Cranial Insertion, where we try and forecast all of the answers to your rules questions!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(08/09/2021)
Partly Cloudy With a Chance of Meaty Oars
By Carsten Haese
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07/19/2021

You See An Inn

The Dungeons and Dragons prereleases are in the books. So we have packed an exciting article chock full of those pesky rules questions that had you lost on your delve into the dungeon this past weekend. Read on in this week's adventurous edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(07/19/2021)
You See An Inn
By Nathan Long
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05/31/2021

Don't Replace My Trigger

Multiple triggers can be tricky, so can multiple replacement effects, and to make things trickier both are handled differently.

By Justin Hovdenes (2 Comments)
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(05/31/2021)
Don't Replace My Trigger
By Justin Hovdenes
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05/24/2021

Ode to the Judgecast

This week we are giving a shout out to the most judge related podcast JudgeCast! We have stuffed this article full of topics that Judge cast can wax upon to the delight of their fans! So join us once again for this week's exciting episode of Judge... I mean, Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(05/24/2021)
Ode to the Judgecast
By Nathan Long
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05/17/2021

Pop Quiz!

It's time to show off what you've learned so far in Strixhaven. That's right, it's a pop quiz! Watch out for sharks and spells gone wrong, and join us to test your knowledge in this week's quizzical edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (1 Comment)
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(05/17/2021)
Pop Quiz!
By Carsten Haese
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