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12/13/2021

End of Year Quiz

Another year almost done and gone, its time we see just how much you have learned.

By Justin Hovdenes (1 Comment)
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(12/13/2021)
End of Year Quiz
By Justin Hovdenes
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10/05/2020

Questioning Dead

As it turns out, zombies aren't just hungry for brains, some are hungry for answers too.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(10/05/2020)
Questioning Dead
By Justin Hovdenes
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07/22/2019

A Slice of Pi

Round and round she goes where she stops nobody knows! At least three times around with only one turn, though we did have to ask Moko at least four times to respond once to our five general inquiries about this week's article. So lets put everything together and get to it in this week's annular edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(07/22/2019)
A Slice of Pi
By Carsten Haese
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09/24/2018

Happy Equiznox

(The Z is Silent)

It is that time of year again! That is right, time to reset your clocks and fall back one hour! Wait, did you think there was going to be another quiz article!!? Well, okay then I suppose we cannot get one by you, which is why this article will be a breeze for you to get all of the correct answers! So to prove your hypothesis correct and begin the ability to boast amongst all your friends about how superior your intellect is read on in this week's inquizitive edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(09/24/2018)
Happy Equiznox
(The Z is Silent)
By Carsten Haese
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08/08/2016

Back Out in the Outback

Coming to you from the Land Down Under this week we present to you yet another article chock full of those rules questions and answers you had burning in the back of your minds. Fresh off of Pro Tour Eldritch Moon join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(08/08/2016)
Back Out in the Outback
By James Bennett
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05/09/2016

Mamma Mia!

Mother's day has just passed by and we are celebrating with a mother load of your rules questions and answers! So join us as we pay homage to those mothers of Magic in this week's motherly edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(05/09/2016)
Mamma Mia!
By Carsten Haese
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02/15/2016

Roses Are Red

And Fireballs, Too

Hello and welcome to this year's Valentine edition of Cranial Insertion. Where we will be wooing you over with all the answers to the questions your heart most desired answered! So feel the love and join us for this week's impassioned edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(02/15/2016)
Roses Are Red
And Fireballs, Too
By Carsten Haese
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06/08/2015

Bigger Than Ever

Fresh off the biggest weekend of Magic ever, we bring to you some of the hottest rules questions and answers! You asked them and we answered, so join us for this weeks Modern-tastic edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(06/08/2015)
Bigger Than Ever
By James Bennett
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05/12/2014

Voyage, Voyage

or, The Journey Continues

As we continue on our way answering rules questions. We bring you a mixed bag of some old and some new. Join us on this weeks journey in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion.

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(05/12/2014)
Voyage, Voyage
or, The Journey Continues
By Eli Shiffrin
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02/03/2014

Born to be Wild

Wrapping up the prerelease we begin heroically answering the nascent rules questions for Born of the Gods! Using our crystal balls we scry the answers for your reading pleasure. I think all this power is going to Moko's head though, watch out he is becoming monstrous!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(02/03/2014)
Born to be Wild
By Carsten Haese
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06/10/2013

Breaking the Mold

Creeping or oozing molds always find a way to keep growing. Just like our question and answer repitiore! Join us for some not so old questions in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (5 Comments)
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(06/10/2013)
Breaking the Mold
By James Bennett
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04/15/2013

 

(04/15/2013)
Spoiled rotten
By James Bennett
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(05/21/2012)
Calling All Angels
or, Sorry, Wrong Number
By Eli Shiffrin
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05/14/2012

The Human League

or, Of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Don't you want me... to explain some rules? There definitely is a Fascination with rules going on here in this weeks extraordinary edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (21 Comments)
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(05/14/2012)
The Human League
or, Of Extraordinary Gentlemen
By Carsten Haese
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03/26/2012

Copper Anniversary!

Copper and wool, oh my! We have prepared an exciting anniversary article full of special metallic and cloth rules questions! Okay they are just normal rules questions, in this exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Brian Paskoff (1 Comment)
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(03/26/2012)
Copper Anniversary!
By Brian Paskoff
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02/06/2012

Undying Questions

or, Decreasing Confusion

Little-known fact: Increasing Confusion's art was based off of our inbox. Moko is down there somewhere.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(02/06/2012)
Undying Questions
or, Decreasing Confusion
By Carsten Haese
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10/24/2011

All Hallow's Eve... Eve

The spooktacular rules question fun continues as we ramp up toward Halloween here in the States with our Cranial Insertion pre-All Hallow's Eve edition!

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(10/24/2011)
All Hallow's Eve... Eve
By Brian Paskoff
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08/29/2011

Shrine of Burning Questions

Why, Scrambleverse? Just why?

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(08/29/2011)
Shrine of Burning Questions
By Carsten Haese
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08/15/2011

Pro Tour-Walk

This creature is unblockable if it is attending a Pro Tour.

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(08/15/2011)
Pro Tour-Walk
By Brian Paskoff
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06/27/2011

Profane Commander

or, I hope MaRo didn't think of that one

The most profane commander is actually Reveka, Wizard Savant. Little lady has a dirty mouth.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(06/27/2011)
Profane Commander
or, I hope MaRo didn't think of that one
By Carsten Haese
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05/23/2011

Phyrexian Unlife, Mirror Universe, and Everything

Mostly Harmful.

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(05/23/2011)
Phyrexian Unlife, Mirror Universe, and Everything
By Brian Paskoff
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05/16/2011

Mirrodin Pure Evil

or, Rotten to the Core

You see what we did there? With the title?

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(05/16/2011)
Mirrodin Pure Evil
or, Rotten to the Core
By Carsten Haese
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05/09/2011

All Will Be One

or, Hail Moko, Father of Monkeys

Don't you see how tragic the Phyrexians are? After all, All Will Be One, but One is the loneliest number... I think Phyrexia needs a hug.

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(05/09/2011)
All Will Be One
or, Hail Moko, Father of Monkeys
By Eli Shiffrin
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