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Moko's Sing-Along Rules Blog
Into the inbox without delay, but careful not to lose the way!
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From North Dakota to Maryland
Whether in the Midwest or on the East Coast, judges are never done answering rules questions.
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Happy Porcelain Anniversary!
Cranial Insertion has been going for eighteen years, so join us as we celebrate this milestone in this week's exciting episode!
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Autobots, Roll Out The New Cards
Rules Questions in DisguiseThe nostalgia continues as Justin reminisces about some of his favorite childhood toys, so join us in this week's transformative issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Making My Mark
This week, Carsten is marking a momentous event in his life. To find out what it is, join us in this week's remarkable issue of Cranial Insertion!
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A Taxing Time of Year
Need some tax relief, well have we got something for you! This week’s latest fresh off the press edition of Cranial Insertion! So join us for a bit of a distraction from all those pesky forms and regulations to turn all your rules questions into a nice refund!
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Sacred Cats
The Amonkhet prerelease is almost upon us and with it bringing us all the cats we can handle! However, before that we have another dose of rules questions brought to us by you the readers for your edification!!! So join us as we produce all the answers you requested and some cat-based puns along the way, in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Let's Do the Time Warp Again!
At it once again warping around the multiverse in search of the perfect storm of rules questions to answer! So join us in song and dance for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with more callbacks, just watch out for the Meatloaf.
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A Consular matter
Pull out the red carpet because the ambassador has come to town! Just be sure to keep the supples of aether away so as not to burn the house down! We continue on this week with more of your burning questions from Aether Revolt. So join us in this week's diplomatic edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Food on the Brain
Magic Origins is out and about in the wilds now and we have another serving of your rules question and answers ready for you! Too bad Moko can only feast on brains. Bad zombie monkey, bad... well get your brain ready for the smorgasbord that is this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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World Enchantment
or, Enchant All the ThingsCranial Insertion enchanting the world with rules question and answers for over seven years now... okay, not that kind of enchantment. Join us for this weeks exciting edition!
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Robots versus Monsters
There is a colossal battle going on in our studio! Join us for this weeks super giant mecha edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Goodbye EDH!
While EDH is shorter to type, it has the same number of syllables as Commander. At least, in English.
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Morningtide!
or, You Were Expecting a Bad Pun, Weren't You?We Like to Stay Unpredictable (0 Comments)
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Begin the Begin
or, The Second ConsecutiveCranial Insertion Title to Reference R.E.M. (0 Comments)
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Time Colander
or, There Sure Are a Lot of Magic Events This Summer (0 Comments)Translations:

Hot Hot Rules Questions Inside
or, Slip an Extra Bunny on the Barbie (0 Comments)Translations:
