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08/22/2022

Here Comes a New Challenger!

It's showtime! The Secret Lair x Street Fighter cards have arrived, and to help you prepare for battle, we're answering all your questions about the legendary fighters that are entering the ring. Get ready for action and join us in this week's fierce episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(08/22/2022)
Here Comes a New Challenger!
By Nathan Long
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06/10/2019

Going Horizontal

Modern Horizons is on the horizon and we have aligned our inbox with all of your questions. So once again we have put together a most contemporary collection of answers to those questions you have burning on your mind! So read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(06/10/2019)
Going Horizontal
By Charlotte Sable
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08/27/2018

Postcards from Lake Michigan

And back from our vacation near the Great Lakes, we have brought with us along with the results from our experiments on zombie monkeys when submerged underwater for long periods of time, another set of answers to those bugging rules questions you have had! We are pretty sure our conclusion is that zombie monkeys underwater is just bad for the fish... read on in this week's well rested edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(08/27/2018)
Postcards from Lake Michigan
By Carsten Haese
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08/15/2016

Back at Last

After quite the hiatus searching for trees that fell in the woods with no one around Callum is back at it again answering all your rules questions! Perhaps he can answer if those trees made any sounds as well. So read on for this week's mind expanding edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (0 Comments)
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(08/15/2016)
Back at Last
By Callum Milne
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05/18/2015

Modern Remastered

Back at it again enjoying some of the old time classics revisiting them with the old and the new. So join us as we modernize your arsenal and set you up to master each rules question in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(05/18/2015)
Modern Remastered
By Carsten Haese
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03/30/2015

The Top Tin

or, Ten Years of Rules on the Wall

It's our tinth anniversary and we are celebrating with an article from across the years! This time we feature your questions from the history of Magic and CI with answers from then and now! So read on in this weeks exciting edition oc Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (2 Comments)
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(03/30/2015)
The Top Tin
or, Ten Years of Rules on the Wall
By Eli Shiffrin
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03/10/2014

Clockspinning

or, Time Travel Made Easy

The times are changing, literally! Join us as we shoot forward an in time to bring you this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(03/10/2014)
Clockspinning
or, Time Travel Made Easy
By Eli Shiffrin
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10/07/2013

Up in the Air

Theros is out and flying all around and so are the questions. Join us on this high flying adventure of rules questions in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion.

By James Bennett (1 Comment)
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(10/07/2013)
Up in the Air
By James Bennett
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09/09/2013

Rules Labor's Lost

or,

The day of labor is passed and now we look forward to a new horizon. With Theros just weeks away, we bring you some hard working rules questions in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion.

By James Bennett (12 Comments)
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(09/09/2013)
Rules Labor's Lost
or,
By James Bennett
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01/23/2012

Almost Dark Ascension!

Smacking Cultists for fun and profit!

By Brian Paskoff (1 Comment)
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(01/23/2012)
Almost Dark Ascension!
By Brian Paskoff
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11/14/2011

There are Games Besides Magic?

Come take some time away from dragon slaying and read about some other creature types! It is time for Cranial Insertion with all the rules fun you can handle!

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(11/14/2011)
There are Games Besides Magic?
By Brian Paskoff
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10/26/2009

 

(10/26/2009)
She's On Fire
or, That Was Supposed To Be A Metaphor
By Aaron Stevenson
Translations: English 
09/14/2009

Dominoes

or, One Right After Another

By Aaron Stevenson (0 Comments)
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(09/14/2009)
Dominoes
or, One Right After Another
By Aaron Stevenson
Translations: English 
12/15/2008

For Great Justice

By Aaron Stevenson (0 Comments)
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(12/15/2008)
For Great Justice
By Aaron Stevenson
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(02/11/2008)
Wren's Run's Roads Ran Rugged
or, The Pickled Piper Picked a Peck of Card Tags
By Eli Shiffrin
Translations: English 
01/28/2008

More Than Morningtide

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(01/28/2008)
More Than Morningtide
By Tom Fowler
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01/14/2008

 

(01/14/2008)
The Mystery Continues to Be Guile
By Tom Fowler
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(01/07/2008)
Begin the Begin
or, The Second Consecutive
Cranial Insertion Title to Reference R.E.M.
By Ted Dickinson
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(12/24/2007)
Decorating the Christmas Treefolk
Or, Dashing Through the Snow
in a One-Beast Arcum's Sleigh
By Tom Fowler
Translations: English 
11/26/2007

 

(11/26/2007)
Flightless Birds
or, Turkey Never Stood a Chance
By Ted Dickinson
Translations: English 
11/19/2007

 

(11/19/2007)
Questionable Content
or, It's a Grab-Bag Week!
By Eli Shiffrin
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11/12/2007

Quizzing Phelddagrif

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(11/12/2007)
Quizzing Phelddagrif
By Tom Fowler
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11/05/2007

 

(11/05/2007)
In the AEther
or, Super Magic Fighter II Top Edition
By Ted Dickinson
Translations: English 
10/29/2007

 

(10/29/2007)
Dreadful Questions
or, "BOO!" Says the Subtitle
By Eli Shiffrin
Translations: English 
10/08/2007

 

(10/08/2007)
Carpe Capram!
or, Errata Killed the Dinosaurs
By Eli Shiffrin
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