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Command & Conquer
The Brotherhood of Nod are closing in while we await final orders to help us crush them in final victory, bringing glory to the Global Defense Initiative! Gather the troops as we delve into yet another foray with our most dastardly foe once again! Read on in this week's commanding edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Dog Days of Summer
Summer time is in full swing and we are slogging through the heat to bring you the coolest answers to those burning rules questions! So join us for this week's fiery edition of Cranial Insertion!
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4, 3, 2, 1!
Pull up and grab a slice! This week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion has just hit your browser window! Once again featuring all the rules question and answers you have been asking for! So let's get on with the show!
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Pumpkin-Spiced Rules Questions
Double bubble toil and trouble, add a dash of newt and cinnamon! We are spicing up our articles with all of those rules questions you asked! So savor the flavor and join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Warning beware of seeds.
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Leap into Spring
Ramping up for the spring, the rain and the flowers! As spring is right around the corner we are leaping through the piles of questions in our inboxes to answer all of your rules questions! So join us for this week's budding edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Manifestly Obvious
or, The Morph Things ChangeAs we manifest a new article this week we unmorph your rules questions with the answers you wanted to know! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion.
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A cup of kindness
Preparing for the new year here in the Cranial Insertion offices, James takes you through a barrel of rules question and answers! Join us this week for another exciting edition!
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What happens in North Canton...
...stays in North CantonLady luck is on our side! Though with our rules knowledge the odds just might be stacked in our favor. So join us for this fortuitous edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Happy New Myr!
or, Here's to another year of reckless punsThere's a festive New Year ball drop on Mirrodin, too. Only the ball is the Mirari, and thousands are killed. Still lots of drinking though.
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Crowned Kavu and Lobotomized Monkeys
or, Even More Questions About Stuffy Doll (0 Comments)Translations:

Splitting Faces
or, When Things Morph Faster Than In That Michael Jackson Video (0 Comments)Translations:
