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Fowl Play
It is almost Turkey day here in the US and to celebrate we dug deep into the vaults for for your questions. So read on in this week’s exciting poultry related edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Happy Equiznox
(The Z is Silent)It is that time of year again! That is right, time to reset your clocks and fall back one hour! Wait, did you think there was going to be another quiz article!!? Well, okay then I suppose we cannot get one by you, which is why this article will be a breeze for you to get all of the correct answers! So to prove your hypothesis correct and begin the ability to boast amongst all your friends about how superior your intellect is read on in this week's inquizitive edition of Cranial Insertion!
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My Zombie Valentine
Hello and welcome again! Once again we have this year's Valentine article filled with all of the love and happiness that we can possibly jam into a single article! Or at least as much as any Zombie Monkey can exude. So join us once again for all the rules questions and answers you know and love! <3
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Spring has Sprung
Spring time is here once again and we have started to clean out our mail box. That means more Magic rules questions answered for your curious minds! So join us as we jump full on into this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Let's Do the Time Warp Again!
At it once again warping around the multiverse in search of the perfect storm of rules questions to answer! So join us in song and dance for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with more callbacks, just watch out for the Meatloaf.
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Too Tense
Things are heating up with the release of Kaladesh and the Pro Tour on the horizon! So we take the plunge and answer your rules questions! Join us for this week's edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Feeling Hot Hot Hot
The summer is in full swing in the northern hemisphere! Our inboxes are heating up with your questions just waiting to be answered. So we take some time to cool off with a refreshing round answers to all of those burning questions. So join us for this week's edition of Cranial Insertion! Hot off the presses!
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In a Galaxy Far, Far Away...
Read this week's article you will. Teach you a great many things about the rules of Magic it will. Beware the Moko for once you start down the path with a zombie monkey forever will it dominate your destiny. May the Force of Nature, or was that Force of Savagery, Force of Will??? aw forget it... Read on for for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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The Morph They Stay the Same
We are staying on track and continuing our coverage of your rules questions and answers! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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ASAP
We are off and racing over here at the Cranial Insertion offices. As we rush to answer the flood of new questions we bring you this weeks exciting edition! Read on for all the rules question and answer glory in as quickly a manner as computationally possible.
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Out with the Old
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Mountainwalk
or, Greetings from PittsburghCarsten's been a' burrowin'.
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