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05/05/2025

Natedogg's 100%* Definitive FAQ on Deadpool, Trading Card and Chimichanga Emporium

Today's article is all about Deadpool! Maximum effort!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(05/05/2025)
Natedogg's 100%* Definitive FAQ on Deadpool, Trading Card and Chimichanga Emporium
By Nathan Long
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09/16/2024

Halloween Creep

Moko is getting into the Halloween spirit early and has started to put up decorations at the Cranial Insertion offices already. Come on in, try to avoid the disturbingly realistic spiders and webs, and join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(09/16/2024)
Halloween Creep
By Nathan Long
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07/22/2024

Baltimore Here I Come

Flying to Baltimore for a Prerelease Seems Extreme

Justin is busy getting ready to judge at SCG Con in Baltimore this weekend, but that's not stopping him from answering your rules questions. Join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (1 Comment)
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(07/22/2024)
Baltimore Here I Come
Flying to Baltimore for a Prerelease Seems Extreme
By Justin Hovdenes
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07/10/2023

Do I Betray Jace and Many Other Quandaries

Vraska gives out Phyrexian oil. We only give out (usually) correct answers.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(07/10/2023)
Do I Betray Jace and Many Other Quandaries
By Justin Hovdenes
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05/15/2023

Small Set, Big Questions

March of the Machine: The Aftermath is out now, and although it's a very, very small set, it's causing a lot of questions. Join us as we look at a few of those questions in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(05/15/2023)
Small Set, Big Questions
By Carsten Haese
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01/31/2022

Crab Rave!

The crustaceans have taken over! We have geared up and gathered together a snapping set of answers to those pesky questions you have asked. So crack open the article and read on in this week's hotta unda de watta edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(01/31/2022)
Crab Rave!
By Nathan Long
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09/16/2019

Equiznox 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

They are back! The equinox is upon us once again and we are returning back to the future! This week we have another fantastic quiz article! So travel inside and test your mettle in this week's futuristic edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(09/16/2019)
Equiznox 2: Eclectic Boogaloo
By Carsten Haese
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09/02/2019

A Banned List Shake-Up

The ever-changing landscape of Magic has changed again with recent updates to the Banned and Restricted lists, but one thing that never changes is that there are rules questions that must be answered. Read on and enjoy today's 100% Hogaak-free edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(09/02/2019)
A Banned List Shake-Up
By Nathan Long
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02/11/2019

My Punny Valentine

Valentines Day is around the corner here in the US and we are getting the ones we love all the answers to their burning rules questions. So gather your flowers, chocolates, and blankets and cozy up to the fire with your loved ones for the night and read on in this weeks dearest edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(02/11/2019)
My Punny Valentine
By Carsten Haese
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12/24/2018

Red & Green on Christmas Eve

It's Christmas Eve, and things are looking festive at the Cranial Insertion offices. The halls are decked with boughs of holly, mistletoe is hanging from the ceiling, and in keeping with the red/green color scheme, all the questions this week feature cards that are red and/or green. So join us in this week's Gruul-colored Christmas edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(12/24/2018)
Red & Green on Christmas Eve
By Nathan Long
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09/10/2018

Denying the Fall

Uh, what? No you did not just see that... totally, did not just fall down. We have been standing here the whole time! Wait, what is that you are talking about the seasons changing? Well we cannot say we have seen that either. Dimir spies infiltrating the CI offices? Nah, impossible! What is possible though is answers to your rules questions so join us inside for this week’s nonobfuscated edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (0 Comments)
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(09/10/2018)
Denying the Fall
By Callum Milne
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07/30/2018

The Big Twenty-Five

Magic is turning 25! So we have brought to you a celebration unlike any other (okay maybe just like all the other celebrations here at the CI offices). To that effect we are breaking out all the answers to those pesky rules questions that you have wanted answered over the past 25 years! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(07/30/2018)
The Big Twenty-Five
By Carsten Haese
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06/04/2018

Travel Madness

Being on the road a lot brings with it a lot of questions, and so this week we bring you some answers that we've found on our travels! If you need a good distraction between unpacking from one trip and packing for the next one, check out this week’s well-traveled edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(06/04/2018)
Travel Madness
By Charlotte Sable
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05/21/2018

Victoria Gloria Est

Spring is in the air and we have sprung into our inbox for some of the best questions that you asked! So once again we spring into action to provide you those answers you need to bring you victory on the battlefield! So read on in this week's victorious edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (1 Comment)
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(05/21/2018)
Victoria Gloria Est
By Callum Milne
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04/30/2018

Visiting the Oracle of Dominaria

or "How I Learned to Stop Redirecting and Love the Target"

With Dominaria now on the scene and some big changes in rules we bring you yet another big article! This edition chock full of all of your rules questions and answers for all of those burning questions on those shiney new cards, as well as an explanation of the biggest rules change coming along with the new set! So join us for yet another sagely edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(04/30/2018)
Visiting the Oracle of Dominaria
or "How I Learned to Stop Redirecting and Love the Target"
By Charlotte Sable
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