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Natedogg's 2024 in Review
It's the last Monday of the year and Nathan is taking a look at the various sets that were released in 2024, so join us in this week's retrospective issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Running with Blades
Life is oh so brief, and the search for ways to extend it seem like something everyone seeks. To that end we have put together answers to those rules questions you have been wanting to know, so you can smash your opponents and extend your life (at least in games of Magic)! Now if we can just get Moko to sit still long enough to answer all the questions. So read on in this week's extraordinary edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Presents for Mummy
Mother's Day is coming up this weekend, and we're celebrating early with our resident mummy Moko by giving you another selection of Magic rules questions from Amonkhet and elsewhere. Join us for this week's fun-filled and only slightly mummified edition of Cranial Insertion!
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All My Eldrazi
Couch surfing in the middle of the day for something good on TV, while the battle for Zendikar rages on. Wait, Moko stop switching the channels! Well might as well get some rules question and answer on since there is nothing good on to watch and the Eldrazi are outside devouring the plane! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion, now with more drama!
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Kaboom!
Kaboom! Join us this week for this exploding edition of Cranial Insertion! Kaboom!
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Rules Labor's Lost
or,The day of labor is passed and now we look forward to a new horizon. With Theros just weeks away, we bring you some hard working rules questions in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion.
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Falling into Autumn
Leaves starting to fall from the trees and that can only mean one thing! Autumn is in the air, no new Magic sets, of course! Alas as we wait for the Return to Ravinca, Carsten takes us through some freshly fallen (in our inboxes) rules questions!
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Waiting for Avacyn
Still waiting for Avacyn Restored? Want to know what is in the Hellvaults? Well, so do we! In the meantime join us once again in our pre-prerelease article partying with all of the usual rules questions you know and love!
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When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
or, Hoppy New Year!Watch out Tim, the bunny is back! Along with all the rules questions you can handle in this the second Cranial article of the new year!
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Mountainwalk
or, Greetings from PittsburghCarsten's been a' burrowin'.
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Cranial Insertion and the Holy Grail
or, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life's FinaleA moose once bit my sister...
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Authorlace
Or, You may write a column as though you were another columnist with the same pay grade. (Pay grade includes benefits.)You may write a column as though you were another columnist with the same pay grade. (Pay grade includes benefits.)
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Perfection Made Text
or, The Father of Machines Is ComingOur monkeys call out to the lost and the broken. They fear simian zombies, even as we offer immortality.
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@CranialTweet #RulesQuestions #WarpWorld
I know the term for a single twitter post is a 'tweet,' but I very much wish they'd gone with a stronger bird noise, like 'quack.' No, I don't have a point. Quack.
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Banana Equivalent Dosage
or, Potassium-40 Makes You SmartHappy Bananaversary!
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Back to Reality
or, No more monkeying around!But if you have your back to reality, what are you facing?
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Go for the Goat
or, Viva el Goatnapper!Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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Mirrodin Bee Sieged
or, Bzz Bzzzz Bz Bzz BzzzNot the bees! No! Noaaaagha!
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