Mana Cost: (CMC: 5)

Card Type: Creature — Donkey Shaman
Power/Toughness: 2/3{1/2}

Rules Text:
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)

Flavor Text:
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.

Format Legality:
Standard: Illegal; Modern: Illegal; Legacy: Illegal; Vintage: Illegal; Commander: Illegal

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